Dan hall

Could fit a Samsung fridge in his mouth. Arms like strawberry laces. Thinks he’s someboy but you could join the spots together on his face like a McDonald’s dot to dot and his girlfriend looks like nanny mcphee.

“Wew is that dan hall and his skanky girlfriend”

“Yeah he’s quite a tard”

by Hahajejs July 23, 2022

Pulling A Dan

1. The act of showing complete disregard for responsibilities and personal / professional duties.

2. The inability to act as a productive member of society.

Jerry: Hey Dale, did you finish your part of the assignment?

Dale: Nah, I didn't.

Jerry: You're really Pulling a Dan right now.

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James: Hey kid! Stop eating out of the garbage! You're pulling a Dan!

by YourInnerFreak April 23, 2014

Dan the man

Usually some body with a meat ball head who laughs like a donkey

God jake your a dan the man

by Jwhoiset March 21, 2019

uncle dan

also known as a bold munk,

and associates with very angry pugs. They love terrible sports teams such as The jets, and love Guy Ferrara. They could very well be Irish and have a very hard time growing hair

Ugh, he's such a uncle dan

by Dk6968 August 23, 2017

Dan Quail

1. A person who looks at child pornography

2. A person who you think may look at child pornography.

1. Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the YMCA that got arrested for trafficking child porn into Canada? Over 5,000 pictures and videos!

2. That kid John hit on my little sister last night... I think he might be a Dan Quail...

by aConfusedChild February 2, 2010

daddy dan

When your trying to be freaking but don't want to mix up your daddy's

Whilst I was eating my cheese roll she called me daddy dan

by Mcslide destroyer February 24, 2017

Batty Dan

He who taketh nuff schwan across his lips, craveth a solid teabag on a daily basis and receiveth nuff gladiator masks which split him between the eyes.

Upon hearing the batty man speak of the multitude of sacks that have been draped across his chin, the others in the room turned to him in disgust and all in unison and proceeded to yell at him "Batty Dan...Batty Dan...Batty Dan..."

by K December 11, 2003