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chu's got anal crabs

you have crabs of the anal/rectal region (usally accompanied with telling the person 'chu's got anal crabs' in a high voice - noramally accompanied with a push)
ed agg/sam lonsdale's anal crabs
by sam lonsdale March 31, 2003
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commemorative crab battle

a sheet of paper that has the words "Crab battle" written on it. Also may have a smiley on it. Used to commemorate an occasion usually at a random time.
Any one want a commemorative crab battle. To commemorate this day.
by Jai the Awsome May 30, 2007
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horizontal crab cake

When you have anal with a girl and jizz in her while you have grabs.
Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.
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tides low, crabs are on the rocks

1) Associated with the verb of leave. For exaple, leaving. Used primarily when you and your firends are at a party and realize its crap. So you want to leave.

2) When are guys balls are itchy and he wishes to alert people to that fact before scratching.
1) guy a; "Man! who's party's this"
guy b; "dunno man, Its fucked"
guy c; "i think its some guy called dave"
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dave; "This parties crap"
guy a; "yeah, tides low crabs are on the rocks"

2) guy a; "Tides low, crabs are on the rocks"
guy b; "stop scratching your balls fuckhead"
girl a (skanky hoe); "i'll scratch your balls for you"
girl b (previoulsy skanky hoe); "he gave me crabs"
by Azerial October 7, 2005
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real horseshoe crab hours

it means molly wants to have sex with you
yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray”
by getownedmollylol June 29, 2019
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sticky legged hermit crab

A sex position which two people crawl into a hermit crab shell and pour soda on their genitals together harmony.
Hey today after school wanna play the sticky legged hermit crab?
by Stickyleggedhermitcrab May 1, 2016
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Eel in my Crab trap

A state of moderate excitement followed by a sense of disappointment followed by excitement.
Did you hear the new Patrick Ball Song? It put a Eel in my crab trap .
by Bangerflanger July 25, 2017
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