A fat, greasy, shit talking piece of human garbage who will do anything to create a friend. But once he makes a friend he will constantly criticize and make fun of behind their backs. He will never have a girlfriend and wont lose his virginity until he is probably 26 and diagnosed with pre-diabetes. All he eats is in and out burgers and boo berry cereal. He has a younger sister just about as obese as himself, she doesn't walk and only uses her hoverboard to move around and get to the kitchen for cheese balls. The whole family is made up of twisted mindfucks who dont know what being a decent human being is. Overall stay away from any cole or anyone associated with a cole
by Ihatecoletrujillo January 6, 2020
Get the Colemug. So fat he literally is at the back of the bus and ways it down and when he makes sexy time he poop shit fart you are so gay
by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021
Get the Cole rantmug. Biggest douche bag you’ll ever meet. He thinks he’s the shit because he’s fucked 5 5 whores and plays football. He’s someone you’ll never want to meet.
I was having a good day until that kid Cole Johnston walked in. He punched me in the face as he walked by
by Efaulkn December 9, 2019
Get the Cole Johnstonmug. Cole is usually a short blonde kid with blue eyes who stalks his "friends" and constantly infiltrates friendly gatherings and events usually to Teese his female friends about who they are hanging out with
Cole you have literal fan behavior
by anonymous February 6, 2021
Get the Colemug. 
by JasonBakeThatFlake November 6, 2019
Get the Cole Schatzmug. The nicest coolest person you’ll ever meet. :) and I mean ever. He has a Chic-Fil-A but it’s relatable lmao. He has the cutest little brothers and used to post thirst traps but we don’t talk about that...-Carli Ceretti :)
by anonymous October 25, 2020
Get the Cole Alisonmug.