Cloud

A dog so perfect it makes people fall over in cuteness

What’s your dogs name cloud I knew it that person fell over because of her

by anonymous December 7, 2024

Cloud Seeding

When Individual is jerking off or having sex and it seems they can’t finsih, and mid stroke, they feel someone massaging their prostate and they bust their load all over.

Ayyy Yoo, Can you cloud seed me, I need a little help making it rain.

Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.

by Deathdesired247 May 30, 2024

cough cloud

When someone with corona virus 🦠 cough with out covering their mouth.

Wait Bridget that lady just coughed don’t walk into her cough cloud.

by Hm88 April 2, 2020

Cloud

A stack of cash intended for the sole purpose of being used to make it rain.

Yo Man! Ginger Sugar is working the club tonight. I need to grab my Cloud.

by Shifyjedi December 6, 2023

Browser-Based Cloud

An inconceivable term that should not exist. It means software that is installed across a network of internet browsers. Not secure, not safe, not feasible, not real. The type of term a salesperson would come up with without speaking to a member of marketing first.

My software is a browser-based cloud, the only thing more secure is a chimpanzee holding a banana.

by Sporky Donkey October 16, 2020

Mushroom Cloud

When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧

I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing

by SKINNYb August 13, 2019

moving clouds

Smoking weed

I'm Moving clouds out of this bong

by Moving pounds May 3, 2018