Fizzy Butthole

Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.

The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.

by NOLA2022 March 15, 2022

Butthole Bruiser

Butthole Bruiser: A human being who drives an obnoxiously loud and lifted truck, with lights in the wheels brighter than anyone's possible future.

Bryan really became a Butthole Bruiser when he bought that 2011 Dodge Cummins with the rock lights

by XerxesManifest June 09, 2025

Butthole backblast

When you’re eating out someone’s ass from behind, and they let one rip in your face, sending small bits of poop onto your cheeks.

I was eating my girl out last night, I guess she had Taco Bell cause she hit me with butthole backblast.

by TheHiddenKel February 27, 2024

Crooked butthole

See jaded

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles

by Jade Tea March 09, 2022

bargain butthole

A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.

Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage

by January 30, 2021

Butthole blisters

The aftermath of unlubed dry rough anal sex

Steve gave me butthole blisters last night.

by I'd disowned now March 09, 2017

The Sneaky Butthole

AKA: The Madam Butterfly; when one sexual partner is tricked into anal sex when they are believed to be having vaginal intercourse.

“I was nervous about having anal sex. My girlfriend gave me the sneaky butthole- and told me after we’d finished. It was ‘aight...”

by The Sneaky Butthole OG October 05, 2018