bum tan

Getting that unique that no one but a bum can get from sitting in the sun for hours asking for change. Bum tans take about one summer to fully blossom.

A bum tan is generally super leathery and looks similar to what a construction worker's tan.

Have you seen John lately? He's got a sweet bum tan going on.

by loodpreh2010 July 17, 2010

bum smoothie

A lil bit of Dr. Pepper and some of that good ol' Jack Daniels with the secret ingredient: shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, can I get some of that Dr. Pepper?
Guy 2: You sure? It's a bum smoothie.

by Big Mary Mondays October 21, 2019

Plum in the bum

To be annoying, much like "pain in the arse", more polite words to give the same message.

Steve, would you stop being a plum in the bum.

by Twisticals May 12, 2015

Hummus bum

Hummus bum is a description of a female from Toronto with a massive Butt with many cellulite marks but is still pleasing to the eyes.

Shorty over there has mad hummus bum in those leggings

by Koolkid8696 September 4, 2023

Bum quake

To let off a big fart or to break silence with a fart.
"who just did that fart?"

"who just did that fart?"
"that was me, I prefer the term bum quake or anal quake"

by Rrraaapp February 10, 2010

bum hater

>verb feel intense dislike for or a strong aversion towards the homeless. >noun 1 intense dislike; strong aversion towards hobos. 2 informal a disliked person or thing that uses exhaust pipes as load bearing walls. 3 before a noun denoting hostile actions motivated by intense dislike or prejudice due to poor hygene: a hate campaign against the bums in the woods.
-DERIVATIVES hatable (also hateable) >adjective hater >noun.
-ORIGIN Old English.

A Typical bum hater would say....
"Shut the F*&% up You Dirty Bum!"
"look at that bum, why doesnt he just get a job!"
"Ew, whats that smell!? Oh god It's that dirty bum"

by Jared V. July 23, 2005

head bum

Lisa Buggets

Daymmm Lisa..why be such a head bum for? I HATE YOU! Go work out those thunder thighs of yours..

by chesto dan dan November 22, 2011