The bearded witch

1. A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....

Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as the bearded witch...

by T Allen October 01, 2006

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Yellow beard

The usual look of a male who is well-practised in the act of self guzzling of urine. Can also occur when the male has induldged in the gulping of another man/woman/guinea pigs yellow release. It is also necessary and useful to start with a white beard, as dark tinges tend not to show the yellow twinge that makes this effect so thrilling in shady arenas.

Daddy daddy, why is your beard so yellow?

I spent all evening near the downpipe of the urinals, so now I'm feeling spritely and want you to call me papa yellow beard.

by Afternoon delight September 14, 2007

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White Beard

Fucking a large-breasted woman's tits until you come onto her chin to where when she stands up it hangs like a white beard.

"'I rammed it between her breasts," said Herb. 'Then a sea of come under her chin. When she stood up it hung there like a white beard. She needed two towels to mop it up.'"

-From "The White Beard" by Charles Bukowski

by Nate Brennan March 21, 2008

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