by Wisey September 17, 2005
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An unreasonable question in an unreasonable test made by an unreasonable teacher with unreasonable expectations
by Financial compensation March 14, 2017
Get the old harry mug.When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
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Get the Old Cheesebag mug.The process of crushing a 30 pack between the driver and passenger on a long roadtrip. The cans must be thrown out the window at cars and other vehicles on the trip.
Max and Dennis are taking a roadtrip out west. What better way to do it? They are old schooling it with a 30 rack of natty light.
by broschool king December 23, 2010
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(Can also be used to describe someone with an unusual amount of STIs or STDs
(Can also be used to describe someone with an unusual amount of STIs or STDs
“Man I was bouta Fuck some bitch I met on tinder last night but she had so much old spice that it was like fucking sand paper”
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