munch

somethin to call someone that you really like, but you jokingly tease sometimes because they’re so cool and you actually worship them like a greek god. but you’re secretly obsessed w/ them and stalk them.

hey do you know noah? he’s such a munch heheh hahahah hohoho merry christmas!!

by secretlyswifty69 February 4, 2023

Munch

A Munch is a man that likes too give women head and simps over women and is down bad for them

Girl honestly that boy is in love with me he a munch fr😏

by Pimp_londy November 10, 2022

Munch

idek what she actually meant but like the song is still a vibe tho

ur prolly one, don’t lie

she really said :
“You thought I was feelin’ you?”
“That nga a munch🤭”

by this btc got no rizz🤷‍♀️ May 28, 2023

dweeb ass munch

A person who gets above a 1 or 2 on an AP Exam aka. A person who gets a 3, 4, or 5 on any AP Exam

Chase: “Yo did you hear Colin got a 5 on the AP European History Exam!”
Aiden: “Dude no way hes a dweeb ass munch!”

by Not@DWEEBASSMUNCH May 4, 2023

Sympathy Munch

sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.

my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch

by letsgodoabump October 27, 2021

Brunch and Munch

The act of taking a girl out for some delicious brunch then taking her back to your place to "munch" on her vagina.

"Dude I just took Sheila out for a Brunch and Munch, it was awesome!"

by CrashWhoa July 26, 2017

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023