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I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.
Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza
by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020
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Ark Week

A week fully dedicated to playing ARK: Survival Ascended (or ARK: Survival Evolved for the OGs). During Ark Week, players drop all real-life responsibilities — sleep, hygiene, and social contact — to grind, tame, build, and survive like true dino addicts.

Some players live by the sacred motto: “Every week is Ark Week.”
“Bro, I can’t hang out this weekend — it’s Ark Week. Gotta finish my Tek base before the wipe.”
by ElkeWeekArkWeek October 19, 2025
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my week with Marilyn

one's encounter with a celebrity
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience. wow. Now, I think I'll go to journalism after graduation.
by Sexydimma February 15, 2013
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The weeks give up

The weeks give up, or in swedish ”veckans ge sig” refers to a term used by a group of swedish boys weekly selecting a person that has behaved immature or bad during the week. The weeks give up is something you want to avoid and the more ”veckans ge dig” you get the higher chance you have to get the years give up, or ”årets ge sig” which is another term invented by the same group of boys
- Yo why are you behaving so mature and good?
- I don’t want to get the weeks give up!
- True, me neither

- Man, Alejandro is running a big chance of getting the weeks give up!

- I know, i will probably vote on him.
- Me two, or maybe i will vote on Broder Elias.
by Wolfy0099 May 30, 2019
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Ellie Week

An Ellie Week is when you have several takeaways in one week. This ranges from chicken shops, to kebabs, to Chinese and and any drive-thru snack including milkshakes, apple pies etc.
"What did you have for dinner last night?"
"Oh, I'm actually having a bit of an Ellie week, last night I had a fat Chinese and tonight I'm gonna have a greasy Kebab"
by WillyBonDonald July 1, 2024
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Exam week

by Hedgehogpet June 7, 2022
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