Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.

Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.

by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023

Vanilla Pigtail

When a man pulls out his penis from the vagina or anus after climaxing, he swirls a curly q of excess sperm at the point of entry, resembling the top of a vanilla ice cream swirl.

“Hey joe, I just get gave Susie Shallow Throat a vanilla pigtail in the locker room!”

by Milky toasty March 24, 2022

Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016

vanilla

Originally used on foods and beverages, "vanilla" is now a slang term for "plain" or "bland" often applied to a variety of test products.

This new flavor is so vanilla; I was expecting something bold, but it tastes like plain yogurt!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Vanilla oreo

2 people of asian ethnicity grouped up with a person of caucasian ethnicity

we need to find someone of the caucasian ethnicity to truly fill our vanilla oreo

by Anonymoustuxedo6969 May 2, 2021

Vanilla

Zed

that dude is such a Zed, like cmon man, such a vanilla

by Gayerthan69 October 20, 2017

Vanilla Twizler

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a male lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis positioned directly above his face, in order to attempt to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton October 26, 2015