Vampire Survivors

a very fun game more addictive than a native american doing alcohol. once you play it, you become senile with an unending urge to play vampire survivors.

Fake Italian 1: Yo have you played Vampire Survivors?
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.

by BuffSammy January 24, 2024

the boyz vampire antics

The antics of k-pop group the boyz after releasing their Universe single ‘Drink It’ as in blood

Yunghoon: did I just see a vampire

Juyeon: hell yeah bitch
New: I’ll just stand here and look pretty

Ju-Haknyeon: WE ON THEM THE BOYZ VAMPIRE ANTICS

by StariiStori July 12, 2021

Vampire Kiss

It's like a French kiss, but where the sun don't shine.

When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.

by RedneckViking September 28, 2021

Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking

Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore

by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022

Vampire tea

An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires

A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.

B: But vampires are handsome.

A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!

by Opso Opos April 26, 2021

Sight Vampire

When someone see blood they get excited and happy. They would self harm just to see that. Maybe kill animals or kill someone. It's too dangerous so they just self harm or ask other Sight Vampires. But to make it shorter just say S.Vamp

"Is it bad if I am a Sight Vampire?"

by BloodCutie~<3 August 2, 2017

vampire

a vampire is someone who used to be a person but then a vampire fed them there blood then killed them and waited for them to wake up so that they could feed off human blood in order to complete the process

friend:have you seen that new show?

me: the vampire diaries?

friend:yes it’s very good

by vampirediaries123 October 31, 2020