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Unicorn mom

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

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“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
I am a unicorn mom but instead of alcohol I enjoy cannabis. Its all good!!
by Lucie Bee February 17, 2020
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unicorn blood

the most magical substance of all!
extremely rare..
drink it and your part magical.. and you can do anyhting..magiacll..
"duddee you just scored somee unicorn blood."
"DUDE!! that shit is so rare"
"iknoww! how sick is this?"
by chirssy June 26, 2007
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Unicorn Burger

What Craig Ferguson ate while he was in Paris, France. Aired on the intro to the July 15th 2009 show when he was talking about what the French eat.
Craig Fregusonunicorn burger
by Duncdar July 14, 2009
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unicorn girl

A girl that is obviously obsessed with unicorns so much that she owns a unicorn bedspread and a unicorn sweater she also rocks cool rainbow hair 🦄
by Jasmine hart June 18, 2018
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unicorn

A horse that hasd a seat on its head.
That horse has a rather strange yet appealing seat on its head.
by My_arse_hurts December 10, 2003
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unicorn poop

by kpassenile May 21, 2014
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Purple unicorn

The purple unicorn is part of isis and was discovered by ted Cruz
by ahenry79 July 10, 2016
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