Uncle Stinky

The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.
I just dropped an uncle stinky and all the damn toilet paper I used clogged my damn toilet!
by Jockstar25 April 22, 2017
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Uncle Slayer

A cussin who dissolves uncle boxers.
"Martha is an Uncle Slayer. did you see she brought home Kevin Dockstaters Dad..."
by Ben Cullimore August 08, 2022
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Uncle Pat

A man with a potato head, Uncle to many. Particularly those in the Baur family. He will not only single handedly eat your face off, but he will not hesitate to use profanity to those ages 3 and under. He will kill you.
Uncle Pat: "Get your ass up, child"
by baurs June 24, 2011
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uncle curtis

Trisha is really crabby today, Uncle Curtis must have made a visit to her.
by ESKETTITBOI November 16, 2017
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Uncle Sammy

The act in which two straight males cross streams into the same urinal while at any establishment that serves alcoholic beverages. Both males may or may not be under the influence. Though neither male derives any sexual pleasure from this, both penises must be in plane sight to perform the act correctly.
Wtf bro....we totally pulled an Uncle Sammy last night at that Roosters.
by Potata head July 15, 2017
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UNCLE TONY

To spout useless outdated automotive advice telling others how things are....while actually doing as little work as possible all the while smoking cheap roll up cigarettes, accomplishing nothing and never producing a positive result.
Damn, John Uncle Tony cleaned that block and it blew up on the dyno.
by 666kty September 15, 2021
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