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thomas robertson

thomas robertson is a disgusting man who hates everyone and begs girls to send nudies, he says a lot online but would never do anything in real life as he is frigid. thomas may say he will rape you and do other disgusting physical things to you but in real life he would do nothing. he speaks with a lisp and wears glasses, he also has lots of acne and no hair on his arms or legs
Molly Greenhill: Look at thomas robertson over there he said he was gonna fuck me but he looks like a nerd
Sam Ravey: He is a nerd oh my geography hahahaha
by taidhg bai September 7, 2021
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Thomas Evans

A straight dude who likes pussy.
"Yoo, have you seen that dude Thomas Evans?? I heard he loves pussy."
by HeyHiHello25 March 31, 2021
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Zack Thomas

An amazing guy with the most perfect smile. He makes you feel so alive and so loved, and will always make sure you are happy. He is soft and loving, kind and handsome, and the smartest person you'll ever meet. No one can come against him, and it is a privilege to know him. He brightens up your day and makes you feel so much better, and always knows how to help in tough situations. He is a wonderful musician and has the best taste in music. If you are close to him, never let him go.
Zack Thomas, the one I truly care for.
by Notafurry2.0 January 2, 2019
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Thomas Park

A ginger cunt who fakes schizophrenia and really thinks he can beatbox.
People:
Thomas Park: Bootz-and-a-ting-ya--butabutabutabo-ting-ya
by langley park cemetery September 29, 2020
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Thomas the asparagus

a long slender little hoe who resembles an asparagus. bitch-like.
look at Thomas the asparagus over there. ha, loser
by that boy thiccc October 15, 2018
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johnnie thomas

the name of a really awesome brother.
dude, he's such a johnnie thomas!

i wish i had a johnnie thomas.
by sista! May 2, 2010
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Jon Thomas

A drinking man from the heart of Texas...also known as a bellmeadian who hasnt trimmed his beard in years....wears overalls ...stripes to funerals... Been riding a bicycle for years but just became the proud owner of a Harley..alot of people call him uncle Jessie
Jon Thomas is good example of a Man
by Weezytoo September 26, 2020
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