Shut the fuck up Mason
by Hehehhdhsbd July 25, 2022
Get the Mason mug.Mason is a fat cunt that doesn’t shower and is too lazy to do his theory and driving test, let alone get the bus. He tries to tap lifts off his mates then lies about washing himself after being told. His breath fucking stinks of pure shit and in general is just hard to be around.
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
Person 1 “do you know Mason?”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
by WayneVeinyCock January 3, 2024
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Better at Head
even though he thinks he isn't perfect....he's the most perfect weirdo I know
(Fuck that was corny eww)
Better at Head
even though he thinks he isn't perfect....he's the most perfect weirdo I know
(Fuck that was corny eww)
by ANNE<3彼のために November 24, 2021
Get the Mason mug.Mason is a kind, sweet and cute guy. He has his moments where you wanna punch him but he makes up for it by carrying for you. He loves his girlfriend with every single bone in his body. And once you look into his big Brown eyes You'll fall for him instantly. Never let him go. If you do You'll be sorry
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