bald neck

When your annoyed and angry by someone and randomly says they have a bald neck

“U so ugly”

“Stfu witcho bald neck”

by APussyHoeCouldNevaaa August 21, 2019

necks penis

A huge cock ready for penetrating tight loli pussy doodoo style. Lubed up with diarrhea and loli tears, Neck's penis is primed and ready for any guy or girl who happens to come across the raw dick.

Wow, look at Necks penis! It's so big

Yeah I know. I envy those lolis who get penetrated.

by Evanbrohl July 6, 2018

Goose neck

A penis, typically non-Chode.

That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck

by Imaroyaldude August 1, 2023

Scrapple Neck

When the vertebrae in one's spinal column wears down or is damaged to the point where they need fusion to repair the area. It is commonly referred to as "scrapple neck" throughout Northern New Jersey and Pennsylvania.

It is rumored that the discarded vertebrae,connective tissue and cartilage can be found in many early Pennsylvania Dutch Scrapple recipes.

Rich put up with the pain long enough.

It was finally time to see a doctor about his Scrapple Neck.

by Dr.Cha0s December 29, 2021

Puzzler’s Neck

When you have been puzzling so hard that your neck begins to hurt. At this point you need to see a chiropractor.

Shannon: “Joe, we have been puzzling for so long my neck is hurting.”

Joe: “Uh oh, you got a classic case of Puzzler’s Neck. Time to see a chiropractor Shannon.”

by Broseph2891 November 20, 2021

Wreckless necking

The act of a man turning his head too hard almost breaking his neck to look at a female passing by.

Jay: Did you see ol girl that just passed by?
Rando: Yea man you just go cited for wreckless necking.

by Rando from the lane August 6, 2012

muddy neck

When a girl deep throats you after doing anal sex.

She had a muddy neck from her drunken adventures last night, you could smell it on her breath.

by rhiku117 February 20, 2015