How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams 

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How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

P.E. Teacher 

When someone peeps on kids in a stall or checks them out in a hallway or as kids are in class.

That guy Is checking out kids like a p.e. teacher

P.E. Teacher by DiegoB. September 21, 2022

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher 

He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩

"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher by Big Santa May 2, 2024

Teachers Puss 

Another term to describe a fat upper pubic area (fupa) or Gunt... The term came out of the observation that the majority of female high school teachers above the age of 40 have a gunt...

1st student: Yo that 3rd period biology substitute was a hottie!

2nd student: Dude are you blind?? She had a BIG old teachers puss!

Teachers Puss by Rawkus October 25, 2012

Teachers 

There are 2 different kind of teachers:

1)Caring people who really want to help you learn and grow they want you to be ready to go out in the real world. They really do care about you but some teens jump to conclusion thinking that they dont care because they are being snappy one day out of a whole year. They have familys and problems just like the rest of us. They cant be perfect they are only human.

2)Dickfaces who live to terrorize kids lives. Usually men or old women. They say they care just so they can fuck with your mind but then go tell the whole staff about it and then you end up getting a phone call home and your parents find out about it and then you have all this drama shit on your hands. Until a #1 teacher tries to help you fix it!

1) Right now i have two teachers like this. Who really care and i know they care. Conversation between student and teacher

Student-Can i talk to you?
Teacher-Sure sit down. What is it?
Student-Well...blah blah blah *tear tear*
Teacher-Oh im so sorry. i know that things that happen in life make you a better stronger more mature person and i believe you are one of those stronger more mature people. Always remember you can talk to me about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.
Student-Thanks! You really do care dont you!!

2)i dont have an example for fuckers like this...they just suck!

Teachers by Rachelx January 13, 2008

treacherous twin 

Kinda like a ride or die but like in the most mischievous and destructive way possible.

You my twin you my treacherous twin treacherous little twin.

treacherous twin by DaddySavage_21 November 4, 2022

Yer da teaches zumba

Scottish insult- ''Your dad teaches zumba lessons''

The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.

'Yer a bawbag''

Fuck up you, ya wee dick! Yer da teaches zumba!

*kills self**

Yer da teaches zumba by Wallace736 November 23, 2016