Stupid tax

The cost associated with making bad decisions.
The cops caught me after 10 beers. Now I have to do classes and pay my stupid tax.

Also, that guy at the bar looked at me funny. I whooped his ass, but the cops got me, and now I have to pay the stupid tax.
by Thisshitisdumbbbbbbbbbb February 03, 2021
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Stupid Tax

Stupid Tax
Anything you end up paying for something dumb you did…
I loaned a so-called friend of mine $100 bucks, I knew he didn’t like to pay his bills so why did I think he was going to pay me back? Now I’m paying Stupid Tax.
by Fansypants May 22, 2022
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Skibidi Tax

When you watch to much skibidi toilet that fanum tax becomes so skibidi that it turns into a toilet which turns into an absolute unit witch is the skibidi king
Kai Cenat: Yo I'm at episode 69 of skibi toilet in 1 day
Baby Gronk: nah I'm gonna skibidi tax you
Kai Cenat: why and I camera man
by Slapfish1 December 22, 2023
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Tipping on Tax

Giving to more than expected or getting more than recipient deserves.
She was so cute I didn't mind "tipping on tax " when I paid her for her cab ride home alone.

To hook up.
by Larlucks April 01, 2016
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Server Tax

The moral obligation or propensity of servers to redistribute a large portion of their income to other servers through excessive tipping.
Friend: "Wow, why did you tip him so much?!"
Server: "It's my moral obligation as a server - my server tax. It will come back around."
by WordManFlyInAnyWeather July 27, 2010
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wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.
“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*
by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025
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pretty tax

That girl has the pretty tax for sure
by dumbcraponline December 28, 2023
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