uncle matt

Ass kissing jerk who is the favorite of his mothers. We get it.

Weak shoulders.

That guy was kissing his moms ass...we should call him uncle Matt.

by Thimbleconfused January 1, 2019

Eskimo Uncle

When your father has had sex with your friends mom, and your friend had came from the same hole making your friend your Eskimo Uncle while being Eskimo Brothers with your father.

Man 1: If you and your friend fuck the same girl, it makes you Eskimo Brothers. So if your dad fucks your friends mom does that make y’all cousins?

Man 2: Eskimo Brothers mean sharing the same hole, or passing by the same igloo. So it can’t turn into cousins.

Man 1: Hold up, I’m onto something.
Nooo.. Yor dad and friend would be Eskimo brothers making him your Eskimo Uncle!

This is how it was created.

by PineappleMayne July 1, 2019

Nigerian uncle

That guy that always try’s to transfer you his collection of gold bars.

Man that fucking Nigerian uncle stoke all my fucking gold bars. FUCK MAN!!

by GOMO G GURU September 14, 2019

Uncle Stinky

The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.

I just dropped an uncle stinky and all the damn toilet paper I used clogged my damn toilet!

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

uncle curtis

Saying for getting your period

Trisha is really crabby today, Uncle Curtis must have made a visit to her.

by ESKETTITBOI November 15, 2017

uncle ray

someone who never buys anything and never shares anything

hes come to the pub with no money again...complete uncle ray!!!!!

by z123g July 8, 2016

Uncle Toby

Sexy uncle who keeps kids in his basement. He owns a sex dungeon and loves to bring kids into it.

Kid 1: Do you think uncle toby will feed us tonight?
Kid 2: probably not considering we ate last week.

by Logan Targett July 27, 2020