(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
Get the Pineapple Expressingmug. Pussy out of pineapple
by DicklessBunchOfTodds January 31, 2023
Get the Pineapplemug. why the fuck would you looked up pineapple, you dumb fuck what were you looking for a fucking yellow spiky fruit. Now don’t fucking look up pineapple again you dumb fuck
by Teeheehe6183 January 4, 2020
Get the pineapplemug. Daquan - Awwww shit CJ, I licked Letisha's pineapple fritter til she scream fo daddy last night
CJ - That's my boiiii, lick that shitter like a Pineapple Fritter , bitches love that
CJ - That's my boiiii, lick that shitter like a Pineapple Fritter , bitches love that
by Sex-Bombbb April 4, 2020
Get the Pineapple Frittermug. Where you take pineapple candy and wrap it around a dick then give head till the person cums and eat off the candy and lick the dick till it’s not sticky.
“Yo I met this girl at a bar and she gave a skin pineapple and a bomb rush blumpkin”
“Ew man that’s gross”
“Ew man that’s gross”
by Forbe July 11, 2024
Get the Skin pineapplemug. Bob: After I ate that bowl of pineapple, she asked for me to eat that ass
John: Awesome dude your first pineapple plunge!
John: Awesome dude your first pineapple plunge!
by Mememachine02 April 21, 2018
Get the pineapple plungemug. by xMax.69 March 4, 2023
Get the Pineapplemug.