Texas Special

The act of branding a male member, and then having intercourse with a person over 350 pounds.
I gave Helga the texas special last night; Ouch.
by McBurgertownking. December 27, 2010
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Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.
i’m about to give you the texas special bro.
by lolmypseudonymlol February 07, 2020
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Texas Stare

Look similar to "evils", usually used by cowboys in a showdown on Wild West films, commonly used to challenge someone
I was in the pub and a guy was so giving me the texas stare, not sure if he was just dodgy or actually wanted to take me outside for a gun fight
by Polish Schoolboy June 09, 2010
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texas penitentiary

Two Texans sneak into a jail and have butt naked sex in the prison yard; but don’t get caught
The just did the Texas penitentiary but they got caught and sent to jail
by SlimySmoothandSloppy March 28, 2019
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Anna, Texas

A town full of snobby Karen’s with coke addictions, who all fuck their neighbors while their husbands work their asses off to support them.
Anna, Texas is full of snooty bitches.
by Small Town Texas Girl December 29, 2021
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texas pepper

Noun - Ash from a cigarette that is inadvertently dropped into beer, whiskey, wine, or whatever alcohol one happens to be drinking.
"He was drunk and trying to tell us some lame story about a genie - with a cigarette in his mouth - and ended up with texas pepper in his rye."
by Earthenwares July 15, 2014
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Alexis Texas

(verb) When someone (typically a woman) in their prime, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating or sex with someone until they're are significantly less desirable (i.e. older, fatter, etc.).
Example 1: She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's pursuing a relationship with you? Don't get Alexis Texased.

Example 2: She never even looked his way when she was 20! Now that she's 35 with kids she's dating him. What a dumbass! He let her Alexis Texas him.
by Super Wasian November 07, 2023
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