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texas longborgy

A 2 to one ratio of teachers to students having sex with each other. Is an orgy. Related to Texas Longboard.
Dude we had a sick Texas Longborgy with 4 teachers last night!
by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017
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texas chon

Korean for "texas village", a euphemism for a red light district. The name seems to be from the movie "best little whorehouse in texas"
texas chon odissoyo? (where is the red light district?)
by korean guy October 22, 2009
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Texas Cadillac

Any lifted, or over-sized tire American made pickup in the State of Texas
I own a Texas Cadillac. A Ford F350 Superduty with a 7.3L engine and 6" lift
by BestBrowsOfTexas October 24, 2018
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Henderson Texas

Where ever nigga think they gangsta cuz they got gun but they just don’t know how to fight.
by JJS from Henderson tx October 18, 2021
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Walkin' in Texas

An idiomatic paradox. When a person does something that is highly unlikely to succeed or completely out of the ordinary.
Person 1: "I heard Jim has to eat 12 burritos in 30 seconds there's no way he can do that!"
Person 2: "Yeah, healing really walkin' in Texas with this one!"
*They both laugh hysterically*
by MoganB January 27, 2021
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Texas Grid

A Texas Grid can be considered a bad grid which can’t handle any type of weather.
Dad: Looks like we have a Texas Grid
Me: Are you kidding me
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Texas Meatloaf

Yummy munchy big meat good enough to eat and munch on.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna eat your juicy Texas Meatloaf.
by ChineseNewYearHole April 26, 2017
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