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Damn straight

You need to get off urban dictionary, damn straight🙌
Me: I have no life
My nonexistent friends: damn straight
by Damnstaight July 27, 2019
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Ultra Straight

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.
John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021
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weak straight

it is an identity, can be used as a trait, description of somebody. It can be used as a slur to belittle other(s) (typically) men, typically identified as by bottoms.

What's weak about these heterosexuals, they get confused about their sexuality too or present not in a cis passing way and might be mistaken for a homosexual.
I'm a weak straight, I'm straight but that's why I look like this
by projectkiyo August 3, 2021
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SSD (Straight Shooting Dick)

A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.
Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.
by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021
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Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.
by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021
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Strictly Straight

When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight
Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight
by Gayalejo January 12, 2023
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