Tiger Woods Status

The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).

"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"

"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"

by Mchrist09 January 13, 2010

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Naked Facebook Status

One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.

Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"

Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."

by glennettbennett November 24, 2011

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What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?

Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023

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Rhetorical Statement

Like a rhetorical question, a rhetorical statement is one that doesn't need to be commented on. When a person says something that isn't meant to start a conversation.

Bob: My girlfriend just dumped me for a man-whore
Jack: Ha sucker! I told you this would happen!
Bob: You douche it was a fucking rhetorical statement!

by iIsChIlLiN May 30, 2009

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