Sexy santa

A man that steals every ones girls and eats there ass in a bath tub and licks your mom all over every night

Sexy santa is sucking off you mom

by Peen nipple December 26, 2019

Hobo Santa

He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday

Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans

Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk

by Hobo Santa June 16, 2019

santa barbara pullout

When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.

John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.

by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019

Santa

A big fat red and white hobo. Red faced probably from somewhere where people rage. stupid. Lets everbody think he existes

Santa!! Is that you?

by asjbh October 8, 2019

Santa

Santa aka old fat perv. He ha no cock and he usually rapes a rhino with a dildo attached to his stomach

Gay dude: is santa cool?

Straight dude: nah he lesbian

by Hvalbingeron May 20, 2018

Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017

santa rage

Where you go around slapping your ball sack till it turns red. Then you put a santa hat on and have angry sex with your girlfriend calling her "Mrs. Claus" as you dump your red sack of goodies.

Tim was slapping his ball sack getting it nice and red. He grabbed his santa hat and bent his girlfriend over and went full santa rage, screaming "Mrs. Claus" as he emptied his red ball sack inside her.

by Durrrrp69 December 15, 2017