salad face?

An expression of great confusion, often said with a facial expression to match and hands with palms up.

"...and then my dad said I couldn't date 'til I was 40. Salad face?"

by Willowmd June 22, 2004

tossing salad

To lick deep into ones asshole

I was tossing her salad so hard that I was able to tell what she ate for lunch...*chili*

by BurlBackfat March 24, 2005

toss the salad

To perform the act of eating out an asshole, usually in prison, with either jelly or syrup.

Interviewer: What do you do to the new guys, you know, the fresh meat.

Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.

by the Pope October 5, 2004

salad burn

When your rectum is recieves a friction burn from facial hair.

Drew was too rough and gave me a salad burn.

by Rellish September 11, 2006

Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad

The act of tossing one's salad while he/she is simultaneously having anal intercourse, thus getting a tongue-full of both penis and anus with every lick. This act requires at least 3 people to be performed properly, and is very similar to ass to mouth.

"I'm willing to bet thatguidowill be tossing the pee-pee salad with his roommates when he gets home."

by CMDSEFEL March 31, 2009

That's what Newton said

Referring to any of Newton's three main laws of physics.

-An object in motion/not in motion will stay that way unless acted on by an outside force (also known as inertia).

-The force of an object is equal its mass times its acceleration (also known as F=MA)

- When one mass exerts a force on another mass, the other mass exerts a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction (also known as the Action/Reaction law)

Dude 1: You gotta understand dude, what goes up must come down.

Dude 2: That's what she said.

Dude 3: No, That's what Newton said

Dudes: TWNS!!!

by miketionary April 6, 2010

Greek Salad

It is when you take a room in your house and cover the floor to the baseboard with painters plastic and pour out a gallon of olive oil, then get naked with your mate and fuck and slip and slip around the room.

"Dude last night me and my girl pulled a greek salad in our den"

by Cousineric April 8, 2010