Similar to the pH scale in chemistry, The SWAMP (Sesh-With-Against-Meet-Parents) Scale is a 1-10 scale used to rate a guy/girl you are dating.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
Yeah so I met this girl off tinder, she's fucking mental hanging out with her, I've never seen a girl do so much tequila in one night, absolute mad one, I'm definitely gonna keep seeing her but god would she ever not be appropriate to come to my cousin's wedding next month, on The SWAMP Scale I'd rate her at around a 2.
by yeahalrightthanks October 20, 2021
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On a female attractiveness scale (1-10) Megan fox is a complete 10 and their nappy headed crack ho looking thing on the corner is a 1 and that girl that ain't ugly or pretty just plain is a five
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Get the green scale mug.Rating system for the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale .Has roots in Olympic scoring . Rating of 10 means the best score overall in multiple departments. Facial symentry, hair color/length, breast size/placement, weight/height ratio, length of legs, ass, clothing and desire to mate with her. Has significant sexual undertones.
Hey , see that fine looking bitch sitting at the bar? Hear of the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale .?She's a 9.7? Hot, busty and dressed to bop! I'm going in...
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Get the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale mug.Vlada's scale: when Vladimir does something, so you say to your friend 'how much are you *something* on a scale from zero to vlada'
Vuk: *pokazuje Emi stori* ' Od kada je vlada postao bejzik devojčica?'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Scaling, scaLing, scalinG<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A person who repeatedly checks their body weight multiple times a day, especially after using the restroom.
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Tom: Probably checking his weight.
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Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.
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