Relative

The best time to be alive relative relative to what? 10 years ago? No. 1000 years ago? Yes? Meaningless. A meaning statement.

Hym " Better relative to what? How about 1000 years from now? I don't know. Depends on whether or not we adopt the ethic that disproves itself. And you are trying to preempt me by getting out in front of any benefit I could derive from this. I'm not going to let you keep this from me you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

relationship stray

A guy who starts living at their girlfriend's home by being there so often that it just sort of happens without the appropriate conversation. A boyfriend who gives up on his personal life to become a part of his girlfriend's personal life.

Hey, are you and Eric living together? No, he is just a relationship stray.
Don't you feel awkward always staying at her place like a relationship stray? No, she has a beautiful home and food, I can save a lot of money this way.

by heythatsnotnicemister July 13, 2023

match rebate

The free dinners and gifts received from the dates obtained from online dating networks that in-turn negate your monthly enrollment fee with the network itself.

(Note: Usually females are the beneficiaries of a match rebate because it's customary for males to pay for the date.)

Ashley: So how was last night?
Megan: Good, I got a match rebate.
Ashley: Rebate? I thought they didn't give refunds?
Megan: They dont. I got a free $30 dinner from my date so my monthly membership has already paid for itself.

by lp1136 July 14, 2010

quickburner relationship

Someone you rush into a relationship with that doesn't last very long our end very well.

Beth: Didnt you just start dating Tom?
Sarah: yeah but it was just a quickburner relationship..easy come easy go

by jadedheart84 December 11, 2012

Fauxtonic relationship

Where one party believes the interaction is platonic, while the other covets more.

Although Jane believes that she and John are just really good friends, it's actually a fauxtonic relationship, as John appears to be waiting for her to see him as boyfriend material.

by Ldkings March 29, 2012

jagged relationship

an up-and-down, on-and-off again type of relationship

if you are in a jagged relationship, especially if you are the dominated party, you should be asking yourself whether or not that particular relationship is right, or maybe even harmful, for you.

by Sexydimma September 27, 2013

authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.

Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!

by CharlesM January 3, 2015