pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016

Pineapple

A way of submitting to a person.

Ex1:

"I'm gonna batter you"
"I'm sorry pineapple!"

Ex2:
"Say Pineapple ya gimp"
"Pineapple!"

by xMax.69 March 4, 2023

Pineapple

Generic code word used on an established agreement- frequent uses are safe words or military “pro words,” also used between newly romantic partners when the normal terms of endearment don’t quite yet make sense. An acknowledgement between new couples they miss each other, or want to tell them how they feel about each other without using normal words.

A partner has been out of town and wants to express they miss the other in a single word. “Pineapple”

by TCAC12 May 27, 2023

Pineapple Hairs

the name of those green things on a pineapple used in Anix's video about bikini bottom

1) woah those pineapple hairs are big!
2) linen is more important than pineapple hairs.

by Sawmqn June 16, 2020

Pineapple

Australian slang for the $50 note due to its yellow colour.

"Sorry about your car mate."
"Just give us a couple pineapples and we'll be set"

by Stray_boi February 11, 2020

pineapple plunge

The act of one person eating pineapple and then plunging their tongue into another’s anus

Bob: After I ate that bowl of pineapple, she asked for me to eat that ass

John: Awesome dude your first pineapple plunge!

by Mememachine02 April 21, 2018

pineapple cider

Commonly used in a bar to pick up women, a Pineapple Cider is code for A fore-thinking man having eaten an entire pineapple out on the town looking for a swallower.

Man: Hey pretty lady, do you like Pineapple Cider?
Woman: Fuck off creep.

by Pineapple_Dreams May 26, 2019