Oscar is a slag for women, especially me;) A little bit a lot good looking. Always in the dog house. Too nice. Doesn't give you enough attention. Always on that bloody farming simulator!!! Never makes his bed. Is a legend. Claims he's the boss, yet he does everything I tell him to, SIMP. I guess he's hot. Very loving and apologetic. Cries if I dont respond to him. Clingy. Has major attachment issues. Ideal boyfriend, go bag an Oscar rn!!!
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by Charl the beast March 4, 2022
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Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
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by Splash 💦 February 5, 2022
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plus he sucks at spelling
and lost his I cap on the first week at his new school
and half of the school wants to bash me
and already have nearly died
and looks like a gecko
and good at lying
xoxox
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plus he sucks at spelling
and lost his I cap on the first week at his new school
and half of the school wants to bash me
and already have nearly died
and looks like a gecko
and good at lying
xoxox
:)
by .oscar. August 4, 2020
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Luck E. Oscar is quite literally a god amongst men. He knows everything about reality and doesn't let even the smallest thing slide. He walks in the normal society among us, but he is always helping humanity without people even realising it.
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he is better than Nick.
He believes in realism and he is right about realism.
Hoes tryna smash, but he ignores them because he doesn't want a relationship. He is married to the hustle.
Quiet but still a good guy
My beloved, I hope you rest in peace. I will never forget you.
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he is better than Nick.
He believes in realism and he is right about realism.
Hoes tryna smash, but he ignores them because he doesn't want a relationship. He is married to the hustle.
Quiet but still a good guy
My beloved, I hope you rest in peace. I will never forget you.
a random person: "HOLY SHIT, IS THAT MESSIAH?!"
2nd random person: "That's what they all ask. Oscar is an atheist anyway, so stfu"
2nd random person: "That's what they all ask. Oscar is an atheist anyway, so stfu"
by ChillaEnt September 14, 2022
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also he’s really fit and strong :)
also he’s really fit and strong :)
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