Jamie: look... I know I said I’d go to prom with you.. but I can’t make it, I made plans with someone else.
Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.
Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.
by dreamxamonguscream March 15, 2021
the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot
by superniggaballs November 16, 2023
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by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022
Girl 1: Kailee always posts on Facebook about how perfect her life is. She makes me SOOOO MAD.
Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?
Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.
Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?
Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.
by Hohater6969 October 07, 2023
A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable April 27, 2012
np. A term used to describe something unfair or unjust. Can also be used to describe a term that is pure cap.
np. A saying used when you randomly disconnect from your neighbors wi-fi.
np. A saying used when you randomly disconnect from your neighbors wi-fi.
by Churros_XD acc2 July 07, 2024