minecraft

the game is the very best

i like minecraft

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Minecrafted

It is when Allah kills your wife for flashing your nutsacks at him

Guy: *Flashes his nutsacks at Allah*
*Gets Minecrafted*
Guy: Fuck

by baskinballs October 16, 2021

Minecraft

A massive open-world sandbox game where you can build literally anything you want, but everyone still insists on creating dicks for some reason.

"You up for some Minecraft?"

by Isaac Dicks February 6, 2021

minecraft

minecraft

minecraft

by Themostnormalpersonhere January 10, 2021

minecraft

Minecraft is a game where you mine and craft, you start in the overworld when you build a nether portal and light it you go to hell, kill a blaze and get their blaze rods, craft those blaze rods into blaze powder, kill a few enderman, combine their eyes with your blaze powers then you get this really cool eye and you gotta throw it but pray to good it doesn't break because that shit breaks like a toothpick, when you get to a stronghold find a portal, place the eyes inside it, go to the end, kill a dragon and you win. writing this made me realise how messed up minecraft is sometimes.

"wow jim, i beat the end. i guess this really was a minecraft"

by reallyunfunnyguy December 7, 2023

Minecraft

The game that is really awesome

n00b: HeY wHaT r U dOiNg
Me:playing minecraft get outta my room

by Maxaronic November 13, 2020

Minecraft

One of the greatest games of the 21st century. It helped raise a new generation of people young and old, and has helped millions. A very impactful and enjoyable game to play with friends or by yourself. Truly a masterpiece

Friend #1: Hey man what’s up?
Friend #2: nothing much I’m just playing Minecraft with the boys
Friend #1: oh shit I’ll be on in 5

by Big_T_lmao December 28, 2020