A girl dressed up in a school uniform in an orgy. She is a bit wild and up for anything from an orgy in a church to being tied up and whipped to be taught a lesson but she is not afraid to tell you if she doesn’t want to do something. She loves your bread, she loves your butter but most of all she loves fucking each other.
I went to the swingers with my girlfriend last night and met a Dirty Madeline and now I just want to teach her a lesson every opportunity I get!
by Phyzer February 10, 2019
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Logan: I got out of bed, and all I wanted to do was beat it.
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!
by Raleseau January 4, 2011
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A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.
Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"
by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011
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by the wisest person alive February 5, 2010
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Get the Madera mug.1. A girl who is amazing gorgeous, usually pale skinned with dark hair and eyes, she looks like a model.
2. A girl who is fun to be around
3. The girl who everyone loves to hate & hates to love, that's why she's a legend.
4. A girl with an awesome rack.
5. The girl all the boys secretly love.
2. A girl who is fun to be around
3. The girl who everyone loves to hate & hates to love, that's why she's a legend.
4. A girl with an awesome rack.
5. The girl all the boys secretly love.
Whoa... Look at her, she's a vision... No, she's Madeleine.
As she looks in the mirror in the morning she notices her eyes sparkle green more then usual, her hair is silky and dark as the night sky.
As she looks in the mirror in the morning she notices her eyes sparkle green more then usual, her hair is silky and dark as the night sky.
by Lover of HER April 16, 2008
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