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Lifetred

refers to the series of social experiences a human has along their life
I didn't know if i'd like going with her to the highest bridge in germany, but i did it for my Lifetred.
Dancing in the forest with my friends was the craziest experience i added to my Lifetred.
by loveistheword March 22, 2025
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Liferoscopy

When you need to perform some up close and personal self work, reflecting on oneself.
Surgery on one’s life less invasive on the soul/ego.
You need to check your self, go do some liferoscopy. And you might see what’s up!
by Jpopiggy April 12, 2025
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Literal Joke Fallacy

When someone decides a joke is “not funny” just because they took it literally or didn’t realize it was a joke, even though it was meant humorously and others understood it that way
Person 1: “I’d rather eat dogs than this shit.”

Person 2: “HAHA!”

Person 3: “LOL!”

Person 4: “No you would not.”

Person 1: It was a joke chill.”

Person 4: “Jokes are supposed to be funny.”

Person 1: “That’s a Literal Joke Fallacy.”
by Dogoraga January 23, 2026
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literally

A word that has recently been redefined in order to be used to mean "metaphorically"
When she said she was literally dying of laughter, I was like, "Are you sure? You don't look too bad!"
by Emotional Cruiser February 15, 2026
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Literally Squid Game

Referring to an overmarketed product which follows similar notes to Squid Game's over-marketisation by big corporations, ironically going against the entire point of the show.
1: Hey 2, know that show about money struggles that you liked? They just released a Happy Meal themed around it!
2: Literally Squid Game man.
by suprer June 28, 2025
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Lefteroni

Jerking off with a male reproductive organ with a non-dominant hand, generally the left hand. Similar to a handjeroni but with the other hand.
"I told my girlfriend we needed to spice up our sex life, so she he gave me a lefteroni"
by B Squad Cop July 1, 2025
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literaloon

Pronunciation: /lit-ə-ˈrɑ -lun/ — lit-uh-RAH-loon
Part of speech: noun (also usable as a verb: to literaloon)

Definition: A person who takes satire/skits literally and angrily attacks the (imagined) target — thereby proving they missed the joke and making themselves look foolish.
Etymology: literal + buffoon/loon.

literaloonery (n.) — the state or behavior of repeatedly doing this.

literalooned (adj.) — having fallen for a skit and reacted angrily.
“That whole comments section is full of literaloonery — they thought the parody ad was real and called for a boycott."

(verb) “She literalooned the sketch and started lecturing the cast — cornball cringe.”
by Lockhoi September 2, 2025
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