lemon crack

When a guy cums in a girls ass and then urinates before pulling out. He adds a squirt or two of freshly squeezed lemon juice for added flavor and then allows it to harden for a day before removing it. The product is then broken up into small rocks and sold on the street for money and or sexual favors.

I needed some money, so I gave Jenny the Lemon Crack. We used the money to buy beer and porn.

by sonofbootycheeks October 23, 2008

lemon grove trolley

Ratchet

Where you can find your thots sluts tweekers and bums at Lemon Grove Trolley

by The Fuckery September 3, 2016

Lemon Drizzle Cake

When two women take turns urinating on each other's vaginas.

"Well, it started with some light scissoring but someone mentioned golden showers and we ended up with a Lemon Drizzle Cake."

by penski August 28, 2015

The truth is a lemon meringue.

Something that Friday O'Leary says in Mr gum. This is when Friday is excited. Mr gum is an awesome book.

"THE TRUTH IS A LEMON MERINGUE" shouted Friday. This is a use of the truth is a lemon meringue.

by Bob FC October 9, 2019

Lemon Cream

The thick, moist combination of sweat and semen produced during a grueling Lemon Party.

The man walked into his room in the brothel and was horrified to find the Lemon Cream remains of the rooms' previous occupants.

by Taylor132 June 22, 2012

Lemon Check

When a same sex couple (normally women) are booking a hotel for a weekend liason, a lemon check is the moment of the phone call where they check with the hotel that they are okay with practicing lesbians frequenting their establishment.

When booking a hotel for a lesbian liason please remember to use the "lemon check".

Janine - Can I please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
Hotel - Yes that's fine.
Janine - Do you mind that we are both women?
Hotel - Are you both attracive or butch?
Janine - ....hangs up...

by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009

leonardo the lemon

originating from the slang term for mardy arse leonardo the lemon is a term used to describe somebody of the moody variety. generally someone called leon. the person been given this name tag is usually bullied due to his mother been in a 'BANG TIDY' state AKA MILF

Jack: ohh my dayzzz you seen herr over there
Tom: oo yer man shes BANG TIDY!!
Leon: Cheers thats my mum your talking about you gayz
Tom: nah then leonardo the lemon id do your mum

by LeonardooTheLemon March 9, 2009