by The Fuckery September 3, 2016
Get the lemon grove trolleymug. "Well, it started with some light scissoring but someone mentioned golden showers and we ended up with a Lemon Drizzle Cake."
by penski August 28, 2015
Get the Lemon Drizzle Cakemug. Something that Friday O'Leary says in Mr gum. This is when Friday is excited. Mr gum is an awesome book.
by Bob FC October 9, 2019
Get the The truth is a lemon meringue.mug. When a guy cums in a girls ass and then urinates before pulling out. He adds a squirt or two of freshly squeezed lemon juice for added flavor and then allows it to harden for a day before removing it. The product is then broken up into small rocks and sold on the street for money and or sexual favors.
by sonofbootycheeks October 23, 2008
Get the lemon crackmug. The man walked into his room in the brothel and was horrified to find the Lemon Cream remains of the rooms' previous occupants.
by Taylor132 June 22, 2012
Get the Lemon Creammug. When a same sex couple (normally women) are booking a hotel for a weekend liason, a lemon check is the moment of the phone call where they check with the hotel that they are okay with practicing lesbians frequenting their establishment.
When booking a hotel for a lesbian liason please remember to use the "lemon check".
Janine - Can I please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
Hotel - Yes that's fine.
Janine - Do you mind that we are both women?
Hotel - Are you both attracive or butch?
Janine - ....hangs up...
Janine - Can I please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
Hotel - Yes that's fine.
Janine - Do you mind that we are both women?
Hotel - Are you both attracive or butch?
Janine - ....hangs up...
by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009
Get the Lemon Checkmug. originating from the slang term for mardy arse leonardo the lemon is a term used to describe somebody of the moody variety. generally someone called leon. the person been given this name tag is usually bullied due to his mother been in a 'BANG TIDY' state AKA MILF
Jack: ohh my dayzzz you seen herr over there
Tom: oo yer man shes BANG TIDY!!
Leon: Cheers thats my mum your talking about you gayz
Tom: nah then leonardo the lemon id do your mum
Tom: oo yer man shes BANG TIDY!!
Leon: Cheers thats my mum your talking about you gayz
Tom: nah then leonardo the lemon id do your mum
by LeonardooTheLemon March 9, 2009
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