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up jizzed

Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.
Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol
by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014
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Jizz scab

The thin layer of semen that dries over a mans dick hole after sex.
My Jizz scab caused a three way piss stream that wrecked my Moms bathroom.
by The-cc August 29, 2017
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Jizz wap

The person that is being a dickhead. Or a faggot and doing something really dumb
by Grant Crosley July 5, 2022
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Fizzle jizz

The last few drops of semen that leak out up to five minutes after initial ejaculation.
I just got my underwear on and looked down and had fizzle jizzed and had to change.
by pixstix76 December 5, 2022
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Jizz bender

Someone who can control the power of his nut juice and snipe anything with it e.g ashes head from r6 siege
I think something hit me in the back of the head

Yeah the jizz bender
by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019
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jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum
Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.
by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013
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Skittle jizz

Is what you get when you soak a male part in a mixture of disolved skittles and water.For when the ejection comes it will taste like skittles.
Man and woman engage in sexual intercourse and the man ejects his seed in to the woman's mouth it taste like the rainbow."also known as skittle jizz."
by moomooboyrainbows January 25, 2011
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