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myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.
See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.
by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012
mugGet the myspace jessemug.

jesse

jesse's friend: weres my truck?
by some kid took my name February 4, 2020
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Jess Ozella

The most beautiful girl there is, was, or ever will be. She could lay claim to your heart and soul. But she won't have you.
She's phenomenal and sexy as fuck. Jess Ozella.
by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023
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Jesse James Donellan

A complete asshole but is amazing good in bed and has a huge slong.
Wow a Jesse James Donellan stole my girl in the nicest way.
by JesseTheBest June 5, 2018
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Jess

A Jess is someone who Has a good side and a bad side. Her good side is that she will always be there for you no matter what and if you have a problem with school, home or friends she will be there ready to talk about it. She is the best friend you will ever have because she has a serious but also a non serious side. If you get her when she is in a fun mood she won’t stop for at least 2 hours after. Don’t give her sugar because she will go crazy.

A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.

Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.
Friend 1 - Is that Jess still packing her stuff up 5 minutes after the bell rang?

Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow

Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.

Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.

Guy 1 - Dang it
by definingdumbo3 June 20, 2019
mugGet the Jessmug.

Jesse

“Woah fuck is that Jesse over there? Fuck that guy

“Jesse got the Nicest cock in the land
by Gnarpuss November 23, 2021
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Jesse

Jesse, is the type of guy you will want to be with. He's strong, nice, and caring. Every time you feel alone, your friend Jesse will always be there to cheer you up. Everytime you want to sing, he will want to sing with you. He doesn't like math, but loves reading. Every time they give him a math test, he will always get 100 percent. He will always read when he's at school. He will make a team to defend his friends from bullying. Jesse loves to make friends. If your alone, go ask a boy named jesse! He may be girly, but don't judge people! #jesselovessinging #jesserocks #jesseisstrong
Jesse is kind and a sweet guy, he will always sing with you.
by MitchieTheNiceGirl June 30, 2018
mugGet the Jessemug.

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