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Jesse

Jesse you are such an amazing person, your so nice, and when you give me hugs i usually expect them to be short and quick but when you made it longer my heart melted, i never thought I’d like you but i do I mean no guy has ever been this nice to me so when you started to just do things super sweet tome that you never did until now i just knew i would like you, <33 please like me back your truly mars
Jesse.
by Marsbar? September 29, 2021
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Jess

A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.

After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."

"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."

"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
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Jess

by Thebootybeater November 22, 2021
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Jessing

When you pretend to know what a conversation not involving yourself is about, by smiling and nodding
"Does she know what we're saying?"
"No she's just jessing, look at her"
by mattylacey1160 February 26, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is a big man who loves licking Sofia’s arse on the rare occasion.he often likes to have monster wanks over Sofia’s breasts which is also like amazing. His prime talents are telling people his ma isn’t on the dole and also being hardy
Jesse stop looking at Sofia’s arse
by Oli-mlk fanpage September 1, 2019
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jess disease

When the Pokémon Jess has spread her sicknesses though technology and Air the way to cure of this to contain her or take care of the sickness you have of it
“Oh SHET JESS DISEASE KILL HER”
by Jessfallenangel September 17, 2019
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jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.
"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"
by indeluble77 November 24, 2016
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