Jess

A boy who is an absolute jerk. He loves anime, hentai, and girls with big melons front and back. He will date you for your body and ask you for some noodles if yk what i mean.

Person 1- UGH! Jess is such a jerk!
Person 2- Maybe you shouldn't have dated him.
Person 3- How was she supposed to know he was a perv?
Person 1- Ok sir wise- guy person 2 >:(

by Amethyst ♤ May 16, 2020

Jesse Lees

The guy who takes 3 weeks of sick days at school while ordering pizza every day getting fatter by the minute

He's pulling a Jesse Lees again

by sfgdhvskjdbgaijbsdv December 1, 2022

myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012

jesse

the man to flip a truck

jesse's friend: weres my truck?

by some kid took my name February 4, 2020

Jesse

Jesse is a wonderful guy, likely on of the best you'll meet. He's so awesome and funny, not very athletic, but he's smart, kind, and talented. He will treat you right as long as you do same for him. If you meet a Jesse, cherish him because he could be one of the best people you meet.

Guy 1: Jesse just stole my girl!!
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak

by DEdeArMOO August 10, 2022

Jesse James Donellan

A complete asshole but is amazing good in bed and has a huge slong.

Wow a Jesse James Donellan stole my girl in the nicest way.

by JesseTheBest June 5, 2018

Jess Ozella

The most beautiful girl there is, was, or ever will be. She could lay claim to your heart and soul. But she won't have you.

She's phenomenal and sexy as fuck. Jess Ozella.

by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023