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Kid 1- MUM! DAD! SOMEONE HELP!! (Kid sobs)
Lewis - great another one bites the dust
Kid 1- yeah I ordered 4 bags of smarties
Lewis- yeah that’s the one they are in the back of the van
Kid 1- oh thank you so much mr Lewis I’ll just go and get them
Lewis - get in there you little fuck
Kid 1- MUM! DAD! SOMEONE HELP!! (Kid sobs)
Lewis - great another one bites the dust
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