touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol
Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass
by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022
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Grass

Grass meaning is, that’s crazy, something that is mind boggling
Dude that trick was grass
by Shrimpymilk December 15, 2020
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Grass

Grass is one of the most common and resilient plants found across the globe. It belongs to the Poaceae family and thrives in a wide range of climates. From suburban lawns to wild meadows, grass plays a vital role in many ecosystems. It helps prevent soil erosion by holding the ground together with its root system. Grass also absorbs carbon dioxide and releases oxygen, contributing to cleaner air. In agriculture, grasses such as wheat, corn, and rice serve as staple crops for much of the world’s population. Animals like cows, sheep, and horses rely heavily on grass for sustenance. Lawns and parks use turfgrass to create soft, walkable green spaces. Certain types, like Bermuda or fescue, are chosen for their durability and lush appearance. Grass grows rapidly, which makes it useful but also sometimes frustrating for homeowners. Regular mowing helps maintain healthy growth and deters weeds from taking over. Grass can also act as a natural cooling system, lowering temperatures in urban areas. In sports, grassy fields provide cushioning and traction for athletes. Despite its simplicity, grass is essential to both nature and human life.
by wowzers_ May 21, 2025
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touching grass

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
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Grass

If you don’t know what grass is, you really need to get out more.
Grass
by Small potato January 18, 2021
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grass

The green stuff you see outside but you wouldn't know, stop playing Minecraft...
Kai:Whats grass?
Jenny:Kai, go the fuck outside
by F0XMCEDU February 24, 2022
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grass

Grass. Grass gives you bitches. Aiden will steal them, dip shit
Ted:"you touch grass, you get bitches. Aiden will steal them"
Tod:"WHAT YOU ASSHOLE?!?!?!???!??!!!?!??!?!?!?"
by mr.surber November 7, 2022
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