holy loli

Anime lovers would prefer to use it instead of Holy moly or Holy shit.

*Someone shows you his/her waifu pillow*
You: Holy loli!

by AnimeLoversOnly September 17, 2017

Holy Rollers

A holy roller is someone someone super cool who is really into spirituality and making the world a better place.

The holy rollers got enraptured in a prayer and then went on to save the dolphins.

by RaysofLife747 May 20, 2021

Holy penis

Holy penis is the definition for a cock that's so nice just one glimpse will make any girl panties fall, and make any guy cum instantly

HOLY FUCK! That holy penis is so beautiful it made me wet instantly

by HolyOfAllHollyPenis December 29, 2020

Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).

Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.

by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019

Holy Shitpuffins

For when 'holy shit' just won't do.

Holy Shitpuffins! Did you just see that?

by NotADamnClue January 31, 2015

Holy gerbil

A furry rodent imported mainly from Russia or Israel which is used by female Arkansas meth heads in a sexual mating ritual inwhich the rodent is inserted into the anal cavity for sexual pleasure normally resulting in fat women screaming OH GOD OH GOD.

Fat Arkansas woman: After I hit the pipe I love using my holy gerbil to enhance my sexual experience.

by BigBrothrMick426 September 25, 2009

Holy Trinity

Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and Olivia Munn

"Whenever i feel like jerking off, i think of the holy trinity"

by Nuts N. Bolts July 11, 2018