Holy-Assey

Holy-Assey equals to asshole in meaning, yet when in trouble, you can easily say you didn't mean asshole, but that you have a holy ass! ;)

A: UGH! YOU ARE SUCH A Holy-Assey !
B: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?
A: NO, I SAID YOUR ASS IS HOLEY. (:
B: OH OKAY.

by Tineen October 13, 2008

Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

by Dean Modified October 2, 2014

Holy Shitpuffins

For when 'holy shit' just won't do.

Holy Shitpuffins! Did you just see that?

by NotADamnClue January 31, 2015

holy chow

1-Christ's or Santa Claus's food .
2-any tasty food

Do you have anything here to eat?” They gave him a piece of broiled fish, and he took that holy chow and ate it in their presence.”

by yousef cool April 5, 2016

HOLY GOD

Ur mom

Holy god is not your mom

by roblox player 100000 December 11, 2018

Holy Trinity

Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and Olivia Munn

"Whenever i feel like jerking off, i think of the holy trinity"

by Nuts N. Bolts July 11, 2018

holy baby

a baby with the powers of god and amine on his side

guy1: I think my baby is holy
guy 2 : that's a holy baby

by doradicksucker1234 July 21, 2018