HOLY SHIZ

my two fav words in the English language
can be used when dealing with something that gets you shook, ranging from a random pop quiz to a highly attractive person

sally: "bro did u finish last month's homework"
rick:"lol no one does homework tho "
sally:"yea but I heard lee's gonna take it up this time"
rick"HOLY SHIZ BRO WE'RE ALL GONNA FAIL HIS CLASS OMFG"
sally:"ik but he cant take it up when no one in class did it you know "
rick:"ok true true"

by whatislifeman September 8, 2017

Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.

Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.

by Chris Hardwick June 3, 2010

Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).

Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.

by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019

Holy Trinity

The mixture of smoking weed, drinking alcohol , and taking a Xanax .

I don’t remember last night, I was off the holy trinity

by Jamie James 757 January 11, 2022

holy campfire

It's where a bunch of priest sit around a pre teen child preferably male and have their way with him/her.

Hey gentlemen how would you like to attend the holy campfire next Tuesday with little johnny?

by Priestlover2824 August 3, 2016

Holy Trinity

When you barely make it to the toilet and feel the relief of not shitting yourself when you really thought you might. Then you creampie. After that you eat your favorite food.

CJ could really use a holy trinity after a hard day at work. CJ could use a holy trinity after his friends made fun of him for having terrible opinions regarding Star Wars.

by CJ Has Terrible Takes July 11, 2023

Holy Rollers

A holy roller is someone someone super cool who is really into spirituality and making the world a better place.

The holy rollers got enraptured in a prayer and then went on to save the dolphins.

by RaysofLife747 May 20, 2021