Single goggles

When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.
"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."
by BuckinNightmare September 06, 2017
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Eskimo goggles

Dipping both testicles in cum then placing both testicles on each eye, causing a goggle effect. The term Eskimo is in reference to the white of the cum on the recipients eyes.
Try seeing through those thick running eskimo goggles!
by TobuscusSpeedRun May 08, 2020
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Milkshake Goggles

Those huge sunglasses that hot women (milkshakes) tend to wear.
I know that chick was staring at me through those milkshake goggles.
by The G. August 09, 2009
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Siberian Goggles

It's just like Arabian Goggles but with a chilling twist. The act is performed by a man and a woman or a man and man, lesbians need not apply. The "giver" of the Siberian Goggles dunks his nuts in a glass of ice water and then gently places them in the eye sockets of the "receiver". It is vital that the "givers" anus is directly over the "receivers" mouth. For an added thrill, the "giver" can rip ass, thus creating a Siberian Sandstorm at the same time.
Beatrice was complaining about how hot it was in the trailer, so I told her to lay down and close her eyes. She was thrilled when I gave her a pair of Siberian Goggles, but wasn't happy when she got the Siberian Sandstorm followed by a hot Karl.
by Sir Meeks a Lot January 05, 2018
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cloot goggles

Fuck clout it’s called cloot
I have cloot goggles
by It’s cloot not clout November 21, 2017
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Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.
"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"
by Porngoggles July 26, 2015
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Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.
Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.
by Downtown Georgia Brown January 17, 2012
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