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Pucci Church

Pucci Church is a discord server and the best hell to stay in by JY Pucci Shawty.
The other members are the best ngl. The red Ranks are shit. Except for coom taco.
"Pucci Church is the best hell to stay in!"
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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A Dragon In The Church

When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.
I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church
by YouAreBigSkitters December 22, 2020
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Church Moth

someone’s son or daughter who is a satanist who’s forced to go to church on the down low
maggie: oh look patrick is in our church group
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth
by qq.madi November 21, 2021
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Wokesboro Baptist Church

The zealous devotion to wokeness including: public shaming, calling for job termination, harassing otherwise peaceful events, shouting over and disrupting rational counter arguments, demanding everything be viewed through the woke lens, etc.
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members
A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”
by Pnw2mpls November 3, 2021
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Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021
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Bury Church

The most dead high school in the whole of Britain. Most of the teachers are bible bashers. Student drama is as dry as the head teachers wife, and the most outrageous thing that happens there is nittys vaping spice in the toilets. All in all, the school is just complete bumhole.
“I think I might move to bury church.”

Are you mad? Even Totty High School is better than that shithole.”
by eDgYbOi November 12, 2021
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Church

A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.
That writer is a certified church.
by astecc November 1, 2021
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