When you are driving somewhere and smell a fart but realize it is some stank smell emanating from the streets and going through your air vents. So then you try and make the air vents recycle air instead and come to another realization that the fart smell that entered your car in the first place is now just recycling back into the same air. So then you shut off the air all together and yet again realize that the faster you drive the more air comes in even though the vents are shut off. Damn it that really grinds my gears.
Me: The fuck, did you just fart?
Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.
Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.
Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.
Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.
by Ol' headass January 10, 2020
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/ bəˈlōnē / färt / Noun _ Verb
-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”
-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”
-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”
-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”
by Lick It Like A Lizard May 14, 2020
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by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020
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by Ton_The_Hungry September 30, 2020
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Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...
Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...
by Darth Bawls October 10, 2012
Get the EMP Fart mug.When you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. Also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.
Gary, I just dropped a bomb at my desk, but I did a quick Fart Recon and it's OK, I don't think anybody will notice.
by norminat0r June 23, 2012
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It's a good thing I went to the bathroom for that Schrodinger's fart, or else it would have been messy.
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