fish dance

(Verb) The awkward flailing and stiff legs seen when someone gets knocked out in a fight but has yet to fall down.

The kid got hit so hard he did the fish dance before he hit the floor.

by God.Family.Country March 11, 2016

Illegal Dance

A type of dance prohibited by law, typically moving your arms and fists down while bouncing on your knees and chanting, "Hoody-Hada"

Man, I hope I don't get arrested again for doing the Illegal Dance.

by jikers March 1, 2022

Thump Dance

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform

Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Hand dancing

A fast gesturing motion of rapid movement of the hand primarily for self gratification...more commonly known as masturbate

I like to hand dance when nobody's home.
That Hand dancing queef

by professional penis sneezer July 23, 2012

omnidirectional dancing

It's like dancing but when you move you can feel forces, unexplainable forces, moving you in every direction possible.

However, it's more than that. These forces are uncontrollable; they move your body and mind into a state of euphoria, making you feel happy in your soul and your pants.

"See that? That's omnidirectional dancing, right there."

by The Filth February 6, 2013

wall-dance

1) the dance performed by someone using a wall to aid their balance when too drunk to stand on their own

2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking

Jesse: "Shit... Eric's wall-dancing again..."

Jason: "Nice. I gotta see this..."

Eric: (leaning against wall) "Ayyyy.... Iiimdooonnnjussss... *mumble-mumble*... shots... *mumble-mumble*..." while spilling his drink and hiccuping...

Jason: "...Hmm... I don't think he's drunk enough. Grab the Patron"

Jesse: "He drank it all"

Jason: "Oh. That explains the wall-dance..."

by RedHawkViper February 25, 2011

squoctopus dance

a dance performed holding a violin in one hand, a bow in the other hand, sitting in a chair, tapping both feet and waving the violin and bow around in the air above your head.

"look at that blond kid doing the squoctopus dance. he must have no life."

by lolstandpartner October 22, 2009