dancing on water

Pretending to like someone when both of you know you hate each other. Social and Professional settings.

My boss tried to fire me and I put in my 2 weeks notice so I could cash out my vacation package before he had the chance. He said "Hey Brother, do you mind running an errand for me real quick"? I said "I am so sorry buddy, unfortunately my tires are all flat." We both knew I was lying because my car was parked out front. We were Dancing On Water

by the scripture August 15, 2016

rabbit dancing

When two people engage in the act of sexual intercource

John and Jane were rabbit dancing all night till the neighbors knew their names!!!!!

by Sunny Bunny October 5, 2013

torture dance

Sequence from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (seen in the manga and the anime, too) in which the characters Narancia, Mista, and Fugo perform a dance while torturing Mr. Zucchero. Probably the best sequence of all Part 5 or of the entire series. Essentially, victorious but also umiliating dance done by three mafia guys against another one.

Narancia: He's headed for the 9th Circle of Hell, according to this name divination! *laughs in Italian*
*music from stereo plays*
Narancia: * dances *
Mista: * joins the dance *
Fugo: * joins the dance *
Zucchero: * suffers due to his eye torture *

Torture dance!

by trisgreen December 2, 2019

shit dance

The little dance you do when deciding to shit in the ultra gross public outhouse or walk the half mile to the clean indoor shower/toilet building at your favorite campground. You can't hold it anymore and succumb to the outhouse, surrounded in putrid stench.

Every morning I have to do the fucking "Shit Dance". If only i could wake up a little earlier.

by Zockoism January 22, 2018

duvet dance

Express desire for a 🥵 met at a club.
One night stand.

‘I want to take her home and do the duvet duvet dance’

by Background January 24, 2023

Bean Dance

The most epic, upcoming dance ever. If you can do the bean dance you are a God and you can pull any girl.

Aye Tim you hear about the bean dance?
Did you just see Jim get that girls number with the bean dance?

by gimmiethemtoes March 25, 2019

Thump Dance

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform

Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018